Quick Witch-ed Response

Tag dari miss labi...

huhu...cik labi labi...bukan kah sudah saya bagitau anda, i'm an impulsive sarcastic person..aku kena ada dalam situation yang menyakitkan hati, baru la aku akan keluarkan laser-laser berbisa ni...

takpe, try jawab...

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Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response)
once u've been tagged, must do!!


If an annoying person says :

1) I am cute.
YR : a'ah..cute cam toilet bowl...

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : kesian nye...self delusional disease...

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : ada tak sape-sape nak tolong register budak ni dgn psychiatrist

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : a'ah..tu yang jadi perangai cam orang utan ni...

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : artis malaysia pun aku tak kesah, pehal aku nak ambik tau hal ko..tak effect aku pon...


If an annoying hot woman/man says :

1) I know you like me.
YR : aku memang suka gelakkan orang mereng cam hang...

2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR : aku memang suka tengok and gelakkan orang mereng cam hang...

3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type.
YR : mekasih sebab puji i..hehehe (ayat seterusnya dah tak dengar, tak penting)

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : aku miskin papa kedana pun, aku tak sudi tumpangkan hang!

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : aku pun tak suka hang and your-so-called-people...

 

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : (take a deep breath first to steady my nerves) do u think using your b#tt?

2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR : hang pi cari no phone yesung super junior untuk aku dulu

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : it'll be my nightmare for the whole year!

4) What do you like about me?
YR : do i know u?
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR : kesian...mesti hang tau yang orang takkan cakap benda tu sampai bila-bila pon kan?

If your enemy says :

1) Hi bitch!
YR : ..........? (sambil tengok kiri-kanan)

2) You smell like shit!
YR : ............? (sambil kenyut-kenyut hidung)

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : ............? (sambil intai-intai bawah meja)

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure.
YR : ........(cakap ngan orang sebelah) orang ni cakap ngan sapa? gila kot...

If your annoying ex says :

1) I still love you...
YR : so does my other exes!

2) I know you still love me!
YR : when did the last time u hit your head?

3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby...
YR : la..patut la..hang salah orang, nama aku bukan honey...

4) Please call me...
YR : apa kejadahnya pulak...kawan aku pun aku kedekut nak call, ni hang yang ntah sapa

5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : ada aku kesah?

 

If an annoying salesperson says :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : ding! pujian ke sejuta untuk hari ni...

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : ooo...tu yang mental semacam ni

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : (ajak orang sebelah) kedai depan nuh sale 99%!
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : tak mo...membazir duit ja...

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tak tau nak tag sape.....huhuhu